Hey look! A little freak!
Which Misfit Are You?
What is your favorite food?
Mayonnaise goes well with everything!
Anything expensive, since I definitely won't be paying for it
Cigarettes. Next question.
Extra-Extra large, triple cheese pizza with stuffed crust. And a Mountain Dew.
Anything that can be made in the microwave.
Mmm... I dont feel like cooking. So anything that can be delivered.
I have a sweetooth, so I normally grab a pastry.
What would you say your number one goal in life is?
To be entirely me, and nobody else!
I am going to marry somebody rich that I only have to see during the holidays.
To finally be rid of my ex-wife.
I want to sleep with a supermodel and all of her bestfriends.
I wanna be able to quit my job.
Mmm... I've never really thought much on that before...
To be loved and surrounded by friends!
What is your ideal superpower?
I want to be able to shoot lasers from my nipples!
To be able to understand any spoken or written language.
To be able to get away with any crime.
To become invisible. For obvious reasons.
I want to be able to make shadow clones of myself to do my work for me.
I wanna be able to breathe underwater ...so I can sleep on a whale.
To be able to shapeshift would be fun I think...but would it hurt? Can I change my answer?
You find a wallet on the ground. What do you do?
Throw away the contents and keep the wallet. It's a cool wallet.
I am gonna treat myself to lunch.
Fill it with counterfeit bills, THEN turn it in. To the police.
They can have it back, but I am keeping this Hooters punch card.
Look, I have crippling student debt. I am keeping it.
Turn it in. It's the right thing to do.
I would probably walk away. Sorry, but that's too much responsiblity for me.
How do you spend your free time?
I enjoy dumpster diving on occasion.
Scamming 40 year old men out of their pension fund.
Breathing oxygen.
I will be watching my favorite vtuber idol's stream.
Free time? I think you mean my government mandated lunch break.
My favorite thing to do is nap. So... probably that.
I will probably be crying.
What is your ideal environment?
Somewhere dark and damp.
I need somewhere with lots of people and loud music or I can't relax.
Some beach somewhere with a drink in my hand and a girl on my lap.
My apartment has all the commodities that I could ever hope for.
Somewhere quiet and cozy... and preferrably far from work.
curled up in bed on a moody, rainy day.
I think that being surrounded by nature is very calming.
How do you describe yourself??
I would like to think I'm optimistic!
Profitable.
A realistic person with a terrible taste in women.
Handsome, talented, sucessful beefcake of a man with a huge dick.
I'm a cog in the corporate machine that runs on crippling student debt.
Mmm... I guess you could say I'm a work in progress.
I've heard people call me a 'mom friend' before.
